oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(via yelled)

"I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."
– Jon Stewart   (via neonchills)

(via crystallized-teardrops)


lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via crunchier)

screechbro:

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

This!

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via poke-gasm)